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welcome! come poke around some, and enjoy top-notch subversive embroidery to help horrify your guests. there's all sorts, for all sorts. 

here at Real Swanky, breathe easy knowing your fabrics are threads are kindly sourced, as local as can be.



No machines here, folks. Each and every piece is stitched by these two hands. All fabric is kindly sourced, washed up and ironed so you can display these for years to come. Shipped in recycled envelopes to give Mother Nature the low five she deserves.


"Hands down the most thoughtful package I’ve ever received ..all of her cute & super cool touches made me getting my order so much more fun than it already was !! Best shop ever!!"

The reviews are in, it's a banger alright.

Laura • Frederiksted, VI, USA

"I’m so happy with how amazing this piece is. You can tell it’s made with love. The attention to detail and care put into this is top notch. Thanks so much again,

I can’t wait to display it!"

Bekah • Stafford, VA, USA

Chelsea • Katy, TX, USA

"I got this item extremely quickly, and it is excellent quality! So many people have already commented on how much they love seeing it in our bathroom!"


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